Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who's so hungry for a guy she'll eat him for breakfast and then ask for seconds.

She texted him, 'I saw you at the store. I'm coming over. Bring snacks.'

He asked her out, and she said, 'I'm busy, but I'll make time. You're worth it.'

She DM'd him, 'I'm not just thirsty. I'm starving.'

2

A guy who's so into a girl he'd probably date her even if she had a goat for a pet.

He said, 'I don't care if she's got a goat. I'll date her.'

He replied to her text, 'I'm not just interested. I'm in.'

He told his friend, 'I saw her, and I'm already planning our future.'

3

A person who's so desperate for love they'd probably propose to a stranger in a bathroom.

He asked her, 'Will you marry me? I'll take you anywhere.'

She said, 'I'd marry you in a bathroom if you asked.'

He proposed to a random person in a restaurant, and she said yes.

4

A person who's so into someone they'd probably skip a shower just to text them.

He texted her, 'I skipped my shower just to talk to you.'

She said, 'I didn't wash my hair because I was too busy thinking about you.'

He told his friend, 'I didn't even brush my teeth. I was too busy texting her.'

5

A person who's so excited about love they'd probably sing a love song in the middle of a grocery store.

He sang a love song in the grocery store, and people stared.

She said, 'I can't wait to sing to you in the middle of a store.'

He told his friend, 'I'm going to sing to her in the store. It's romantic.'

6

A person who's so in love they'd probably eat their own dog for a date.

He said, 'I'd eat my own dog for a date with her.'

She said, 'I'd take him even if he had a dog.'

He told his friend, 'I'm in love. I'd eat my dog for her.'