D-Homski

I D-Homski'd my mom's cat by feeding it 100 times a day.

I D-Homski'd my math test by cheating with a calculator and a side of snacks.

I D-Homski'd my brother by stealing his lunch and eating it in front of him.

I D-Homski'd my homework by doing it at 3 a. m. with a bag of chips.

I D-Homski'd my chores by pretending they were a video game.

I D-Homski'd my mom's cleaning by making a mess twice as big.

I D-Homski'd my project by using glitter, confetti, and a tiny disco ball.

I D-Homski'd my job by working 12 hours just to avoid a tiny problem.

I D-Homski'd my dinner by eating it with a spoon, a fork, and a flamethrower.