Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A punishment that makes your brain scream and your teacher laugh.

I got a D-Haul for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.

My D-Haul was so bad, the hall monitor asked if I was trying to kill time.

I got a D-Haul because I told the teacher her coffee was weak.

2

A time when you sit in a chair and wish you were dead.

My D-Haul was longer than my weekend.

I got a D-Haul for yelling ‘fart’ during the math test.

I sat through a D-Haul while my friend got to play video games.

3

A detention that feels like forever and smells like old pizza.

My D-Haul was so bad, I almost cried.

I got a D-Haul because I told the teacher her pants were on fire.

I sat in a D-Haul while my friend got to eat candy.

4

A time when you think you’ll never leave the school again.

I got a D-Haul for talking during the silent reading.

My D-Haul was so long, I forgot my own name.

I got a D-Haul because I told the teacher her hair was a disaster.

5

A punishment that makes your brain feel like it’s melting.

I got a D-Haul because I drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.

My D-Haul was so bad, the janitor came to check on me.

I got a D-Haul because I told the teacher her coffee was a disgrace.