D-Guy

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A man who thinks his car is cooler than your mom and spends more money on it than you’ll ever make in your whole life. It’s so high it looks like it’s about to kiss the sky and laugh at you.
My D-Guy just bought a car that costs more than my uncle’s house. He drives it like it’s a throne.
That D-Guy’s car is so tall, it’s like he’s trying to touch the clouds and tell them to shut up.
My cousin’s D-Guy drives a car so loud, it wakes up the neighbors and their dogs.
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A basketball player who defends like he’s been fired from his job and wants to make sure no one else gets it.
That D-Guy just blocked my shot like he was mad at me for eating his sandwich.
My brother plays like a D-Guy every game. He’s so intense, even the ref is scared of him.
That D-Guy just tackled my friend so hard, he got a bruise and a compliment.
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A person who gets your friends out of jail so you don’t have to hear them whine about how bad the prison food is.
My D-Guy paid 50 bucks to get my friend out of jail. Now he’s eating pizza and complaining about the jail food.
That D-Guy just bailed out my cousin so he could go eat tacos instead of veggies.
My D-Guy got my friend out of jail just so he could text me and say ‘thanks’.
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