D. Grade

You're so good for Taco Bell you trash the girls that famous rappers date. If you won't go as low as possible, don't whine when they ignore you. You're a D for Dick. You showed up and you're happy you passed. But in real life, you're a failure. You got the worst beef ever. No cheese. No sauce. Just fire sauce to cover up the mess.

A bro who can't handle life. He's all about the pussy and will drop everything for it. He can't even blaze right. He pulls filters and drops Js like it's a habit. He's always late, takes forever to get ready, and ruins everything he touches. He's a leech, a cancer, a parasite. He's a D who never makes a real move.

Grade-D Jackassery is when you say 'D' to everything and then call it kinky. It's like giving your opinion by picking the worst option and then pretending it was hot. You're the one who says everything is dirty, even if it's not.

D. Grades are 6'7' and look like they just walked out of a history book. They're super smooth with the ladies and have acne that looks like it was made by a villain. They're calm, but they get mad when you mess with their food. They're better at history than sports unless they're in goal in a lacrosse game.