D-Game

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The D-Game is when you're deep in the dirt of drug deals, selling weed like it's your job and your mom's worried about your future.

Yo, I'm in the D-Game now, I got a backpack full of blunts and a problem with my mom.

I'm not just selling drugs, I'm running a business, bro.

I got a customer who said, 'You're the best dealer I've ever seen, but I still got to pay for my mom's rent.'

The D-Game is when you're hungover and too lazy to move, so you just lay there like a dead fish and eat chips.

I did the D-Game today, I didn't even leave my bed, I just watched Netflix and cried.

I did the D-Game so hard, my brain was like, 'I'm done, I'm going to sleep for a year.'

I did the D-Game, I ate three bags of chips, and I still felt like a zombie.

The D-Game is when you miss out on the best party ever and instead sit home playing a video game like your life depends on it.

I missed the party and played my video game like it was a championship.

I sat home playing my game like I was the king of the world and my friends were just peasants.

I skipped the party and played my D-Game like it was the only thing keeping me alive.

The D-Game is when you're trying to get your dick in someone else's vagina, and it's like a competition, only you're both losing.

I did the D-Game with my crush and it was like a war, and we both lost.

I tried the D-Game with my ex, and it was like a bad movie.

I did the D-Game with my best friend, and it was like a horror movie.

The D-Game is when you're so good at being a YouTuber that you're like a god, and people just know you're the best, even if they're lying.

I'm the D-Game, I'm so good at being a YouTuber, I'm like a god.

I'm the D-Game, I got a million subscribers and I still make videos like it's my job.

I'm the D-Game, I'm so good, even my dog watches my videos.