D-Friend

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A freeloader who eats your lunch, steals your attention, and makes your life a misery just to feel important. He’s a lazy, smelly, baby-faced nobody who can’t hold a job, can’t keep a phone, and sleeps in alleys.
My D-Friend took my last burger and said I was too fat to eat it.
He cried when I left him for a better friend. I felt bad for 10 minutes.
He tried to tell me he was a movie star. I laughed so hard I peed.
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A secret deal you sign when your friend from the spy world or the fake movie business lets you in on a secret that’s too juicy for the public to know.
My friend signed an NDA and told me the president had a crush on a chicken.
I got an NDA and found out my ex was the villain in a movie.
He made me sign an NDA so I wouldn’t say he had a beard.
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