Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so wasted you think your pants are made of beer

I D-Fleezed so hard I tried to drink my own face.

My buddy D-Fleezed and tried to text his mom with his feet.

I D-Fleezed and told my teacher I was a wizard.

2

When you’re so messed up you think your shoes are talking to you

I D-Fleezed and tried to marry my toaster.

My sister D-Fleezed and said the moon was her ex.

I D-Fleezed and cried in a pizza box.

3

When you’re so out of your mind you think your brain is a disco

I D-Fleezed and tried to dance with my dog.

My friend D-Fleezed and yelled at a cloud.

I D-Fleezed and tried to eat a wall.

4

When you’re so wasted you think your socks are plotting against you

I D-Fleezed and tried to fight my brother with a spoon.

My cousin D-Fleezed and said the fridge was stealing his money.

I D-Fleezed and tried to hug a lamp.

5

When you’re so messed up you think your nose is a spaceship

I D-Fleezed and tried to fly my dog to Mars.

My brother D-Fleezed and tried to eat a clock.

I D-Fleezed and told my teacher I was a ghost.

6

When you’re so wasted you think your feet are trying to take over the world

I D-Fleezed and tried to speak in tongues.

My friend D-Fleezed and tried to marry a couch.

I D-Fleezed and yelled at my math homework.