D-ficient

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When a gay man gets so obsessed with looking straight that he forgets how to be human. His brain is basically a meat grinder for boners.

'I saw him at the bar and I thought he was a straight man. Then I realized he was just wearing a shirt.'

'He walked in and I was like, 'Oh my god, he's a straight man.' Then he winked at me.'

'I tried to pretend I was straight for a whole week. I got D-ficient.'

A serious lack of cock in the life of a queer man. It makes him act like he's trying to win a popularity contest with straight guys.

'I'm D-ficient and I'm trying to be popular with straight guys. It's a losing battle.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's trying to look cool at the club.'

'I got D-ficient because I tried to be the best straight guy at the bar.'

When a queer man gets so tired of looking straight that he loses all interest in life. His brain is basically a dead fish.

'I got D-ficient because I looked straight for too long at the gym.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just lying on the couch like a dead fish.'

'I tried to be straight for a whole month. Now I have D-ficient.'

A gay man's brain gets so confused by looking straight that it forgets how to work. It's like a broken phone that only plays cat videos.

'I got D-ficient because I was looking straight for too long at the office.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just watching cat videos on his phone.'

'I tried to be straight at work and now my brain is broken.'

A queer man who gets so tired of trying to look straight that he just gives up and starts crying in public. It's like a toddler who lost their toy.

'I got D-ficient and I cried in the grocery store.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just sitting in the park crying.'

'I tried to be straight and now I'm crying in the subway.'

When a gay man is so obsessed with looking straight that he forgets how to be gay. It's like a dog who only knows how to bark at cats.

'I got D-ficient and I forgot how to be gay at the bar.'

'He's got D-ficient and he's just barking at cats in the park.'

'I tried to be straight and now I'm just a dog who barks at cats.'