D-Feld

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A smelly kid who’s always out of shape and cries when he loses a game. Everyone laughs at him like he’s a joke.
My cousin is a D-Feld. He ate a whole pizza before soccer practice.
I saw the D-Feld crying in the locker room after getting tackled.
The D-Feld tried to run, but he tripped and face-planted into the grass.
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A lard bucket who can’t catch a ball to save his life and gets teased nonstop.
The D-Feld dropped the ball and got laughed at by the whole team.
I saw the D-Feld trying to throw a pass and it went straight into the trash can.
The D-Feld got called a meatball by his friends again.
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A kid who’s fat, clumsy, and everyone makes fun of him because he’s the worst at everything.
The D-Feld fell off the bleachers and nobody helped him.
The D-Feld tried to do a cartwheel and ended up face-down.
The D-Feld was so slow, he made the team lose the game.
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