D-Dog

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The D-Dog is a fake dog who thinks he’s a rock star. He’s a human who talks too much and acts like he’s special, but he’s just a guy who thinks he’s cool.
@D_Dog4Life I’m not a dog, I’m a god. You’re just a loser in a shirt.
D-Dog tried to sing at the bar and it was like watching a cat fight a goat.
Why is this guy still on stage? He’s been singing the same song for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The D-Dog is a monster from Pennsylvania that chews people up and spits out their bones. If you get dogged, you might not get your limbs back.
My cousin got dogged and now he walks around with no arms and a face like a confused potato.
They say the D-Dog lives in the woods and eats people for fun. I believe it.
D-Dog is the reason I don’t go to the woods. I’m scared of getting dogged.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The D-Dog is a total twerp who sits at home all day, crying about how bad the Tate is and how he’s the best but nobody knows it.
D-Dog just DM’d me and said, 'You’re not cool enough to be my friend.'
He lives in his mom’s basement and still thinks he’s a rock star.
He spends his days watching Tate and pretending he’s not a complete waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The D-Dog is my main fan. He’s my homie, my brother, my best friend. He’d fight a dragon for me and still think he’s the best.
D-Dog came to my concert and yelled, 'I love you, GRAND ANGU$!' I was confused but flattered.
He sends me DMs every day saying, 'You’re my king, you’re my father, you’re my everything.'
He once fought a guy in the street just because the guy said I was a ‘fake’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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