D-day capacitor

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A tiny brain part that only women have (mostly) that saves every stupid thing your partner does. It doesn’t tell you to say anything. It just sits there and holds all the dumb stuff until D-day, when it dumps everything on you like a pile of trash.
My D-day capacitor had enough of him forgetting my birthday 7 times.
She waited until D-day to drop the whole list of his mistakes on me like a bomb.
That capacitor was full of stupid stuff. He even spilled coffee on my laptop.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The secret brain room that only ladies have (usually) that saves every dumb thing your partner does. It waits until D-day to hit you with all the stupid stuff like a punch in the face.
Her capacitor had enough of him calling her 'baby' 20 times a day.
He thought he could get away with it, but D-day came and the capacitor hit him with everything.
That capacitor was full of dumb stuff. He even used her as a footstool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A brain part that only women have (usually) that keeps every dumb thing your partner does. It doesn’t say anything. It just sits there and waits for D-day to come and throw everything in your face like a tantrum.
Her capacitor was full of dumb stuff. He even left the toilet seat up 10 times.
On D-day, she threw everything at him like a kid who didn’t get candy.
That capacitor had every stupid thing he did. Even the time he used her phone as a stepstool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A brain part only ladies have that keeps track of every dumb thing your partner does. It doesn’t tell you to say anything. It just waits for D-day to come and dump everything on you like a pile of garbage.
Her capacitor had enough of him eating her chips 5 times a day.
D-day came and she threw all his dumb stuff at him like a kid who got grounded.
That capacitor had everything he did. Even the time he forgot to take out the trash 12 times.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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