d-d-d-dingus

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a human who's so brain-dead and picks the worst choices that even saying dingus with a stutter feels like a compliment

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It was a disaster. He's a dingus.

My dog is smarter than my neighbor. He's a dingus.

I asked him for help. He said 'I don't know.' He's a dingus.

someone so clueless and bad at life that they make dingus sound like a fancy title

He tried to fix the sink with a hammer. It’s now broken. He's a dingus.

She wore socks with sandals to a party. She's a dingus.

He took the wrong train to the wrong city. He's a dingus.

a person so dumb they might as well be a rock. And rocks don’t even make bad decisions.

He tried to text while driving. He crashed into a tree. He's a dingus.

She put her phone in the microwave. It exploded. She's a dingus.

He threw a fit over a $1 discount. He's a dingus.

a human who is so thick-headed and bad at everything that they might as well be a dingus with a PhD in being wrong

He failed the test and still said he got an A. He's a dingus.

She refused to wear a mask during a pandemic. She's a dingus.

He thought the moon was made of cheese. He's a dingus.

someone so dumb they could make a donkey cry and still manage to mess it up

He tried to cook dinner and set the house on fire. He's a dingus.

She tried to paint her nails and ended up painting her face. She's a dingus.

He tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat was being tortured. He's a dingus.