Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bra for boobs so big they might as well be a second job.

My D-cup is a full-time job, and I get paid in snacks.

I tried to hide my D-cup under a hoodie, but it just made me look like a loaf of bread.

My D-cup is so big, it has its own Instagram page.

2

D-cup is the size of boobs that make men forget their own names.

He stared at my D-cup so long, he forgot his own name and mine.

My D-cup made the guy at the grocery store drop his bag of chips.

D-cup is the only thing that can make a man blush in public.

3

Boobs so big they’re like a surprise party for your entire chest.

My D-cup showed up uninvited and brought a whole bunch of friends.

I walked into class with my D-cup, and everyone gasped like I was a magician.

My D-cup is like a gift that keeps on giving, and giving.

4

D-cup is the smallest size that still makes men cry.

He cried when he saw my D-cup, and I didn’t even do anything.

My D-cup made him cry so hard, he snorted his drink.

He said he could handle a C-cup, but my D-cup broke him.

5

Boobs so big they’re like a full meal and a side of drama.

My D-cup is a full-course meal, and it’s always hungry.

I ate my D-cup for breakfast, and it still had room for dessert.

My D-cup is so big, it could start its own restaurant.

6

D-cup is the size of boobs that make you question your whole life.

I saw my D-cup and suddenly I didn’t know who I was anymore.

My D-cup gave me a midlife crisis at age 14.

I stared at my D-cup so long, I forgot my own name.

7

Boobs so big they’re like a pair of pants on your chest.

My D-cup is like pants, and I wear it every day.

I tried to walk in my D-cup, but I looked like a bag of chips.

My D-cup is so big, it could be its own outfit.