D-CRUNCH

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D-CRUNCH is a k-pop boy group from South Korea that works for a company called AI Grand ent. They have 9 members, 6 of them are mouthy and 3 sing like they’re dying. They started in 2018, and their fans are called Diana. They’re loud, dumb, and look like they just woke up.
My cousin joined the group and now he’s too busy being a diva to eat breakfast.
I tried to tell my friend about D-CRUNCH, but he just said, 'They’re just a bunch of boys who think they’re famous.'
My mom thinks D-CRUNCH is a restaurant. She says, 'Why would anyone eat a boy?'
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D-CRUNCH is about to drop some new members called Finnies and Fais. But don’t you dare blame me for this madness. I didn’t sign up for this. I just got dragged in.
My brother texted me: 'D-CRUNCH is adding more people. Are we gonna get more drama?' I said, 'Yes.'
I saw a post that said: 'Finnies and Fais are coming. Prepare for chaos.' I replied, 'I’m already ready.'
My friend asked me, 'Why is D-CRUNCH adding more people?' I said, 'Because they’re desperate.'
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