D-Criss

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a man so full of swagger he could make a donkey blush. his whang is so big it could split the atom and start a war. some say he was born from a cursed diamond and can slice steel with a glance.

@D-Criss just walked into the bar and the ceiling fell down. #DontPissOffD-Criss

My whang is big, but D-Criss’s is bigger. Like, it’s got a sidekick.

D-Criss showed up at my wedding and the cake exploded. #WeddingNightmare

by Slangipedia 15d ago

a man so god-like he could be the reason the sky is blue. he’s said to be the half-brother of jesus and the uncle of chuck norris. he also peed out a monster that now runs an energy drink empire.

D-Criss came to my job interview and I got fired. For good reason.

I tried to beat D-Criss at arm wrestling. My arm now looks like a hot dog.

D-Criss texted me: 'You know what time it is?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'Time to cry.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

a guy so legendary he’s got a whang that could kill a dragon. he’s said to be from heaven and was born from a diamond experiment. he also made the moon and the sun blush.

D-Criss walked into my classroom and my teacher quit. #ClassroomDisaster

I tried to flirt with D-Criss. My face turned red and I got a sunburn.

D-Criss showed up at my gym and the treadmill exploded. #FitnessFiasco

by Slangipedia 15d ago