D-crack

Deb's pants are hanging off her butt like a sad excuse for clothing.

I saw Deb’s butt crack in the hallway and it looked like a crime scene.

Deb’s D-crack is so bad, the janitor now avoids her hallway.

Deb walked in and her pants fell down, revealing her D-crack to the entire class.

Deb’s D-crack is so bad, the teacher pulled her aside and said, 'Fix your pants or I'll fix you.'

During lunch, Deb’s D-crack was so bad, even the cafeteria lady laughed.

Deb’s D-crack is so bad, it’s like a punishment from God.

At gym class, Deb’s D-crack was so bad, even the PE teacher asked her to sit down.

Deb’s D-crack is the reason why no one talks to her during recess.