D. Buied

He blocked me just so he could hit on her. I was like, 'Bro, you’re a disgrace.'

He cock blocked me and then asked her to prom. I was so mad, I texted him 'You’re a chump.'

He swooped in and said 'Hey babe' right in front of me. I just stared at him like he was a fool.

He came in like a hero just to ask her out. I told him 'You’re not a hero, you’re a joke.'

He blocked me and said 'Hey, I like you more.' I said 'You’re not even close.'

He swooped in and said 'You’re not that good.' I said 'You’re not that cool.'

He blocked me and said 'She’s mine.' I said 'You’re not even close.'

He swooped in and said 'I’m better than you.' I just laughed and said 'Nope.'

He came in like a king to steal the girl. I told him 'You’re just a fool.'