D-Bottle

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Guys who act like they’re the king of the world and everyone else is a nobody.

He thinks he’s the best at everything. Even when he loses, he still acts like he won.

He bragged about his lunch like it was a trophy.

He said my mom’s pizza was ‘meh’ and then ordered a whole pizza for himself.

Men who think they’re the only ones who matter and everyone else is just background noise.

He talked over everyone in the group chat like they weren’t even there.

He posted a selfie with no one else in the picture, even though we were all there.

He said the movie was ‘okay’ and then left before the credits rolled.

Boys who think they’re the best at everything and everyone else is just a waste of oxygen.

He said he could beat anyone at anything, even though he couldn’t beat me at tic-tac-toe.

He bragged about his video game score like it was a college degree.

He made a whole speech about his burger like it was a Nobel Prize.

Males who think they’re the only ones who deserve respect and everyone else is just a joke.

He laughed at my joke and then told his own joke that was worse.

He said he didn’t need help and then tripped over his own feet.

He called me a ‘weakling’ and then cried when he lost the game.

Guys who think they’re the best and everyone else is just there to listen to them talk.

He talked for 10 minutes about his day and no one else got to speak.

He said he was ‘too cool’ to listen to anyone else’s story.

He gave a 3-minute speech about his shoes like they were a new invention.

Men who think they’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to cheer for them.

He said everyone should be happy for him even though he failed the test.

He made everyone else do his chores and then said they were ‘lazy’.

He took the last cookie and called it a ‘deserved reward’.