D-Bod

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The worst person of the day. They could be a smelly drunk who thinks they're a rock star, a preachy idiot who thinks the world is ending, or that guy who still wears the same stained shirt every day.
My uncle is the D-Bod. He thinks he's a prophet and still wears his gym shorts to church.
My teacher is the D-Bod. She yells at kids for eating chips but eats a whole bag herself.
The D-Bod at the mall is a guy who tried to start a fight with a robot.
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The most obnoxious person you’ve ever met. They might be a drunk who thinks he’s a superhero, a kid who still wears his pajamas to school, or someone who talks to their plants like they’re celebrities.
My cousin is the D-Bod. He wears his socks inside out and thinks he’s a wizard.
The D-Bod at my school eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My neighbor is the D-Bod. He yells at the mailman and thinks he’s the president.
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The person who makes your day worse. They could be a smelly guy who thinks he's a king, a kid who never showers, or someone who still uses a flip phone and thinks it's cool.
The D-Bod at my work is a guy who wears his underwear on the outside and talks to the ceiling.
My brother is the D-Bod. He eats cereal for dinner and thinks it’s a delicacy.
My math teacher is the D-Bod. She wears the same shirt every day and thinks she’s a rockstar.
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