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Sticking your junk into a fancy hand dryer until you're sore and it feels like you're getting paid to pee.

My cousin got caught doing this at the mall. Security thought he was stealing the dryer.

He does it in the gym. Says it helps him lift heavier weights.

He once did it for 10 minutes straight. The dryer made a weird noise after that.

When you use a Dyson airblade like it's a sexual massage table and you're too cheap to pay for a real massage.

He does it in the airport. People think he's having a breakdown.

He does it in the office. His boss thinks he's planning a big presentation.

He even does it in the grocery store. The clerk asked if he needed help.

Using a fancy air dryer like it's a personal gym for your junk. No shame. No pride. Just raw pleasure.

He does it in the hotel. The maid thinks he's a pervert.

He does it in the library. The librarian thinks he's mad.

He does it in the car. The kids in the back think he's a monster.

When you're so desperate for a good time you use a fancy air dryer like it's a magician making your junk disappear.

He does it in the gym. The weights think he's a cheater.

He does it in the park. The pigeons think he's a lunatic.

He does it in the restaurant. The waiter thinks he's drunk.

Putting your junk in a fancy airblade until it feels like you're getting a free vacation for your junk.

He does it in the mall. The security guard thinks he's stealing the airblade.

He does it in the school. The teachers think he's a troublemaker.

He does it in the bus. The driver thinks he's a pervert.

Using a Dyson airblade like it's a special kind of torture that you actually enjoy.

He does it in the airport. The passengers think he's lost his mind.

He does it in the office. His coworkers think he's a freak.

He does it in the car. His kids think he's a monster.