D-Bizah

My cousin is a D-Bizah. He talks like he's the president, but he can't even tie his shoes.

That guy at the gym is a D-Bizah. He flexes like a donkey and still can't lift a dumbbell.

My teacher called me a D-Bizah because I failed math again.

My friend's brother is a D-Bizah. He wears a shirt inside out and thinks it's a fashion statement.

That kid in my class is a D-Bizah. He talks too much and says stupid stuff.

My mom called my dad a D-Bizah because he spilled coffee on his pants.

My neighbor is a D-Bizah. He yells at the mailman and still doesn't get his mail right.

My brother is a D-Bizah. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a 'gourmet meal.'

That guy in my DMs is a D-Bizah. He sends me pictures of his dog and calls it a 'friend.'