D-beard

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A stupid beard that only hipsters with no life wear. It looks like it was grown by a guy who forgot to shave and also forgot to live.

My barista has a d-beard and still thinks he's cool.

He tried to grow a d-beard and now it looks like a raccoon attacked his face.

My dad got a d-beard and now he’s trying to be a hipster again.

A beard that looks like it was dragged through a mud puddle by a guy who thinks he's fancy.

My cousin’s d-beard is so bad it looks like he was cursed by a goat.

He got a d-beard and now he thinks he’s in a movie.

My neighbor’s d-beard is so long it’s hiding his face.

A beard that’s so fake it makes you want to punch the guy wearing it.

My friend’s d-beard is so fake it looks like he used glue and a sock.

My teacher got a d-beard and now he’s trying to be a rebel.

He got a d-beard and now he’s the most embarrassing person in the class.

A beard that looks like it was grown by someone who forgot how to shave and also forgot how to be cool.

My brother’s d-beard is so bad it’s giving me anxiety.

He tried to grow a d-beard and now he looks like a pirate who failed at life.

My coworker’s d-beard is so long it’s coming out of his ears.

A beard that’s so stupid it makes you want to throw a shoe at the guy wearing it.

My uncle’s d-beard is so bad it’s like he’s trying to scare people.

He got a d-beard and now he thinks he’s a tough guy.

My mom’s d-beard is so long it’s covering her whole face.

A beard that looks like it was grown by someone who thinks they're the next big thing but they're really just a d-beard.

My best friend’s d-beard is so bad it's like it's mocking him.

He got a d-beard and now he’s trying to be a rockstar.

My dog’s d-beard is so long it looks like it's trying to take over the world.