D-BAMF

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a person who is so bad ass they make your grandma cry and your dog run away.

my cousin ate three whole pizzas and still beat me in a wrestling match. pure d-bamf.

that guy just robbed a bank and still had time to text me. d-bamf.

i failed my math test and then destroyed the teacher's car. that's d-bamf.

when someone is so bad ass they make your mom's best friend blush and your dad yell.

i punched a wall and it broke. i'm d-bamf.

she skipped school, dyed her hair purple, and still aced the test. d-bamf.

he just got arrested and still had time to text me. d-bamf.

a human who is so bad ass they could make a dragon blush and a vampire cry.

i ran a marathon in my pajamas and still won. d-bamf.

he broke my phone, my mom's phone, and my dog's phone. d-bamf.

she failed her exam and then ate my entire lunch. d-bamf.

when someone is so bad ass they could beat up a superhero and still have time to text you.

i got detention and then beat up the principal. d-bamf.

he skipped class, ate a whole cake, and still passed the test. d-bamf.

she yelled at my dog and then won the game. d-bamf.