D-Bait

You said my pizza was bad. I said yours was a crime. Now we're arguing in the lunch line.

He called my hair 'a disaster' just to make me yell at him.

She said my joke was 'the worst ever' because she's a boring person who likes to be right.

He said my drawing looked like a sad potato. I drew a sad potato on his face.

She said I was 'the worst friend ever' just because I forgot her birthday.

He called my math test 'a disgrace' because he failed it too.

He said my video game skills were 'disgusting' just to get me to yell at him.

She said my hair was 'a fire hazard' because she had no life.

He said my joke was 'the worst ever' just to be a total bore.

He said my spelling was 'the worst' just to make me cry.

She said my laugh was 'a sound only a dog would make' because she’s a mean person.

He said my math was 'the worst' because he couldn’t do it either.

She said my face looked like a melted candle just to be a total jerk.

He said my joke was 'a waste of time' because he’s a total grump.

She said my drawing was 'a sad mess' because she has no imagination.