Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A D-bag is a human-shaped tool who acts like they own the place and makes your life a living hell just for fun.

My cousin is a D-bag. He stole my lunch money and laughed about it.

That guy at the bus stop is a D-bag. He threw my soda on the floor.

My teacher called me a D-bag because I didn’t do my homework.

2

A D-bag is so low that even the floor doesn’t want to touch him.

My friend’s brother is a D-bag. He cheated on the test and still talked trash about me.

That guy at the store is a D-bag. He yelled at the cashier and then left without paying.

My neighbor is a D-bag. He took my bike and didn’t even say sorry.

3

A D-bag is someone who smells like old socks and has no idea what respect is.

My brother is a D-bag. He took my video game and didn’t even share.

That kid in my class is a D-bag. He drew on my desk with marker.

My dog’s owner is a D-bag. He let his dog poop on my lawn.

4

A D-bag is a group of people who think they’re the center of the universe and act like it’s their job to ruin your day.

My whole class is a D-bag. They all laughed at me when I fell down.

That group of guys at the park is a D-bag. They took my spot on the swings.

My cousins are a D-bag. They took all the candy and left me with the lollipop.

5

D-bagging is when the flight attendant yanks your bag out of your hands like it’s a criminal and you’re the jailer.

The flight attendant did D-bagging to me because my bag was too big.

My dad got D-bagged because he brought a whole suitcase on the plane.

The flight attendant did D-bagging to my sister and she cried.

6

D-bagging is when you’re so lazy and dumb, you make a word shorter just to look cool and it backfires on you.

I tried D-bagging and now everyone thinks I’m a tool.

My friend tried D-bagging and ended up being called a D-bag.

I tried D-bagging and now my teacher calls me a D-bag.

7

D-bagging is when you get the worst of both worlds, douche and dick, and you’re stuck with it.

I got D-bagging and now I’m stuck with both a douche and a dick.

My brother got D-bagging and now he’s the worst.

My teacher said I got D-bagging and now I’m stuck with both.