D-bagged

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when a rude flight attendant yanks your bag out of your hands because your stuff won’t fit up there
My bag got D-bagged because the overhead was full of tiny carry-ons and a sleeping toddler.
The flight attendant D-bagged me and said, ‘You’re lucky I didn’t throw your bag out the window.’
I got D-bagged and my sandwich got crushed. It was like a personal attack.
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a person who acts like they own the place and everyone else is a loser
My friend is a D-bagged because he stole my lunch and called me a failure.
She’s a D-bagged and thinks she’s the best at everything, even though she failed math.
He’s a D-bagged and thinks he’s cool just because he wears sunglasses inside.
3
a person who is so annoying you don’t even want to say the full word
That guy is a D-bagged and I don’t even want to look at him anymore.
My boss is a D-bagged and I’m ready to quit just to get away from him.
My sister is a D-bagged and she’s been bugging me since breakfast.
4
a person who is so bad at life you want to punch them
My neighbor is a D-bagged and he parked his car in my driveway.
That kid is a D-bagged and he took my last chip.
My brother is a D-bagged and he eats my lunch every day.
5
a group of people who think they are better than you and act like total jerks
That group of kids is a D-bagged and they laugh at me every day.
My coworkers are a D-bagged and they all think they’re the best.
The band is a D-bagged and they think they’re superstars.
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a person who is so useless you can’t believe they exist
My teacher is a D-bagged and she doesn’t know how to teach.
My friend is a D-bagged and he can’t even tie his shoes.
My mom is a D-bagged and she thinks she’s the best at everything.
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a person who is a total loser and a total jerk
That guy is a D-bagged and he thinks he’s the king of the world.
My friend is a D-bagged and he eats my food every day.
My dad is a D-bagged and he thinks he’s the best at everything.
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