D-Bagery

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When someone acts like a total douchelord and makes everyone else look bad just to feel superior.

My buddy tried to impress his crush by talking about his dog's Instagram. It was the worst D-Bagery I've ever seen.

My teacher gave me a D because I forgot my homework. I didn't even do the work. That's D-Bagery.

My cousin bragged about his car for 10 minutes. I asked him if he had a life. He said no. That was D-Bagery.

Doing something so stupid and self-centered that you make everyone else look like genius.

My friend said he didn't need to study for the test. He failed. That was D-Bagery.

My mom said I couldn't go to the concert unless I cleaned my room. I did it in 3 minutes. That was D-Bagery.

My neighbor told me his dog eats pizza. I told him mine eats my homework. That was D-Bagery.

Being so full of yourself that you think you're the best at everything, even when you're clearly not.

My friend said he could beat anyone in a rap battle. He lost to a 6th grader. That was D-Bagery.

My teacher said I could have extra credit if I did my work. I didn't do it and still got extra credit. That was D-Bagery.

My cousin said his video game character was the best. It was a baby. That was D-Bagery.

Acting like you're the king of the world when you're clearly the worst at everything.

My dad said he could beat anyone at chess. He lost to my little brother. That was D-Bagery.

My brother said he could do 10 push-ups. He did one. That was D-Bagery.

My mom said she could cook the best pizza. It was just bread and ketchup. That was D-Bagery.

When you do something so stupid and unnecessary that it makes your brain look like it's on fire.

My friend said he didn't need to wear pants to school. He wore socks. That was D-Bagery.

My teacher said I could leave the classroom if I wanted. I left and came back 10 minutes later. That was D-Bagery.

My cousin said he could eat a whole pizza in one bite. He choked on it. That was D-Bagery.

Being so full of yourself that you think everyone else is a total failure just because you're not.

My brother said he was the best at everything. He failed his math test. That was D-Bagery.

My dad said he could beat anyone at video games. He lost to my little brother. That was D-Bagery.

My mom said she could cook the best soup. It was just hot water and cereal. That was D-Bagery.