D-bag swag

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A guy who looks cool, gets all the girls, but is a total jerk underneath.
He wore a fresh suit and got the last girl, but he called me a fatty in front of everyone.
He smiled at me, then said my name was 'D-bag' in a tweet.
He came up to me at the club, said 'You’re ugly,' and then asked my girlfriend to dance.
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When someone thinks they are hot stuff and starts acting like they’re the king of the world.
She posted a selfie with a caption 'I’m the queen of the swag' and then called my dog ugly.
He walked into the room, said 'I’m the king of swag,' and then asked for my lunch money.
She texted me 'I’m the swag queen, and you’re just a sad blob of meat.'
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