d(-.-)b

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A guy with his eyes shut, blasting music so loud it probably woke up the dead. Like a zombie with a party in his skull.
My brother saw d(-.-)b and immediately turned his music up to 100.
My neighbor's dog started barking like it was in a metal band after I posted d(-.-)b.
My mom said d(-.-)b looked like my dad on a Friday night after work.
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Freddie Mercury, but if he had a bad hair day and a hangover. A legend, but also a bit of a mess.
My teacher said Freddie Mercury was d(-.-)b on a good day.
I drew d(-.-)b on my math test instead of solving equations.
My friend said Freddie Mercury looked like d(-.-)b after a long night of singing.
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A guy with headphones on, probably thinking about food, money, and how he’s gonna beat up the next person who talks to him.
I saw d(-.-)b and thought, 'That guy’s got a plan.'
My cousin said d(-.-)b looked like him after he got his allowance.
I drew d(-.-)b on my notebook instead of doing my homework.
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A guy with DJ headphones, probably thinking about how he’s gonna make everyone dance and maybe even cry.
My friend said d(-.-)b looked like him when he was about to drop a sick beat.
I saw d(-.-)b and thought, 'That guy’s got moves.'
My brother said d(-.-)b was like him when he got a new pair of headphones.
5
Drum and Bass music, the kind that makes your brain feel like it’s being hit by a drum and then shot by a bass.
My friend said drum and bass was like d(-.-)b on a weekend.
I heard drum and bass and thought, 'This is like d(-.-)b’s favorite song.'
My dog started barking when I played drum and bass, like it was d(-.-)b’s dog.
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Dick and Balls, the real deal. Like having a sandwich made of pure confidence and loud music.
My friend said d(-.-)b looked like him after he ate a whole pizza.
I drew d(-.-)b on my desk and said, 'That’s me with my headphones on.'
My mom said d(-.-)b looked like me after I ate too much pizza.
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A guy with headphones on, probably dreaming about money, fame, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.
I saw d(-.-)b and thought, 'That guy’s got a plan.'
My brother said d(-.-)b looked like him when he was about to beat up the next person.
My friend said d(-.-)b looked like him after he got a new pair of headphones.
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