b.y.o.s.f.

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B. Y. O. S. F. means you drag your friend to a party you don't want to be at and hope they get stuck with the worst person there.

I brought my friend to that party, and now I'm stuck with the guy who smells like old pizza.

My friend came to the party, and now he's stuck with the guy who won't stop talking about his cat.

I brought my friend to the party just to get out of it. Now I'm stuck with my friend and his cat.

B. Y. O. S. F. is when you bring your friend to a party just so you don't have to talk to anyone else.

I brought my friend to the party so I wouldn't have to talk to my ex.

My friend came to the party so he wouldn't have to talk to his ex's new boyfriend.

I brought my friend to the party so I wouldn't have to talk to my ex's new boyfriend.

B. Y. O. S. F. is like bringing a sidekick to a party you're not into so you can just laugh at everyone else.

I brought my friend to the party so I could laugh at everyone else's bad dance moves.

My friend came to the party so he could laugh at my bad dance moves.

I brought my friend to the party so we could laugh at the guy who tried to sing karaoke.

B. Y. O. S. F. is when you bring your friend to a party just so you can ditch them and go home early.

I brought my friend to the party so I could ditch him and go home early.

My friend came to the party so he could ditch me and go home early.

I brought my friend to the party so I could ditch him and go home early and tell my mom I was sick.

B. Y. O. S. F. is when you bring your friend to a party just so you can blame them for everything going wrong.

I brought my friend to the party so I could blame him for the bad music.

My friend came to the party so he could blame me for the bad food.

I brought my friend to the party so I could blame him for the bad music and the bad food.

B. Y. O. S. F. is when you bring your friend to a party just so you can make them deal with the mess you made.

I brought my friend to the party so he could deal with the mess I made.

My friend came to the party so I could deal with the mess he made.

I brought my friend to the party so he could deal with the mess I made and my ex.