B.Y.O.P.

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Bring Your Own Pussy; a party where guys show up in droves and hope there’s at least one girl who doesn’t have a boy waiting for her.

Bro, this B. Y. O. P. is gonna be a disaster if my cousin shows up with her boyfriend again.

I brought my own pussy, but I forgot my own brains.

You brought your own pussy? I brought my own guy.

Bring Your Own Paint; if you don’t bring your own paint, you’re gonna get sprayed with the field’s expensive mess.

I ran out of paint and had to use the field’s stuff. It was like getting yelled at by a teacher.

The field’s paint is like the worst ketchup ever.

I brought my own paint because I didn’t want to get yelled at.

Bring Your Own Porn; you can’t expect the event to be free just because you want to watch videos.

This B. Y. O. P. is gonna be a long night if no one brings their own porn.

I brought my own porn, but I still had to pay for snacks.

The guy next to me brought his own porn and it was louder than my phone.

Bring Your Own Phone; you can’t expect to text people if you don’t bring your own phone.

I forgot my phone at home and had to borrow my friend’s for the whole party.

Why do I need my own phone? My friend’s phone is louder.

I brought my own phone, but I forgot my own brain.