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Bring Your Own Non-Alcoholic Drink, a stupid rule made by cheap parents who think soda is a luxury.
My mom made me bring my own soda. I had to drink Sprite all night. I was literally a Sprite machine.
The party was called 'B. Y. O. N. A. D.' and I showed up with a Gatorade. I was the only one who didn't get drunk.
My friend got in trouble for bringing a juice box. It was a juice box. It was not a crime.