b.u.t.f.

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A hot piece of work who’s too good for you and makes your life a living hell.

My ex is B. U. T. F. She got married and forgot about me.

That barista at Starbuck’s is B. U. T. F. I’ve been eyeing her for a year.

My cousin’s girlfriend is B. U. T. F. She laughs at my jokes like they’re old hat.

The kind of person who makes you question your whole life and your entire appearance.

That girl in my math class is B. U. T. F. I failed algebra just to get closer to her.

My brother’s new girlfriend is B. U. T. F. She has a degree and a cat named Einstein.

My neighbor’s daughter is B. U. T. F. She’s got a car, a job, and a life.

The reason why you still live at home and eat cereal for dinner.

That guy in my gym class is B. U. T. F. He can bench press a cow and still smile at me.

My friend’s crush is B. U. T. F. She’s got a scholarship and a future.

My boss’s daughter is B. U. T. F. She’s got a car, a college, and a life.

The kind of person who makes you feel like you’re not even worthy of breathing the same air as them.

My crush is B. U. T. F. She’s got a job, a cat, and a life.

That girl in my history class is B. U. T. F. She’s got a GPA of 4.0 and still looks good in jeans.

My friend’s new girlfriend is B. U. T. F. She’s got a car and a college acceptance letter.