b.u.c. & b

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What sassy dykes call secret butt-fuck parties. No one leaves until everyone’s had a turn.
B. U. C. & B is just a fancy word for a meat market in a basement.
My aunt said she got caught in a B. U. C. & B by the church choir.
My roommate’s B. U. C. & B was so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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When two girls get together and everyone else gets obliterated by the vibes.
My cousin’s B. U. C. & B was so good, my uncle came out of the closet.
I got a text that said, 'Don’t miss the B. U. C. & B, it’s gonna be legendary.'
I tried to leave the B. U. C. & B, but the vibe dragged me back.
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The lesbian version of a group project, but everyone gets a C because they’re too busy sucking face.
My B. U. C. & B got a C because we were too busy making out.
The teacher gave us a C for the B. U. C. & B, and we didn’t even care.
At the B. U. C. & B, we forgot the whole project just to kiss.
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A secret club where girls come to forget their exes and remember why they hate them.
I joined the B. U. C. & B to forget my ex, but now I hate him even more.
At the B. U. C. & B, we don’t just forget exes, we destroy them.
My B. U. C. & B was so good, my ex came in and got destroyed.
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What happens when two girls get together and the whole neighborhood gets involved.
My B. U. C. & B turned into a neighborhood party, and my mom got drunk.
The B. U. C. & B got so loud, the neighbors started their own B. U. C. & B.
I had a B. U. C. & B in my living room and now the whole block knows my business.
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A magical place where girls come to forget their problems and make new ones.
I went to the B. U. C. & B to forget my problems, and now I have three new ones.
The B. U. C. & B is like a fairy tale, but with more kissing and less prince charming.
My B. U. C. & B was so magical, my ex came back just to ruin it.
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