B.S.xxx

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The ugliest human ever with hair like a greasy mop who probably failed math and lives in a closet with a bunch of spiders and bad decisions
I saw B. S. at the mall and it looked like a raccoon got into a paint can and died in a dumpster
My cousin dated B. S. for a month and now he cries in public
B. S. tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside and it just made him look like a confused squirrel
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A human who looks like they were dropped in a grease pit and then stepped on by a donkey who also failed life and probably cried in a math test
B. S. walked into my classroom and the teacher said, 'I think we just got a new substitute for the year'
B. S. tried to text me and it looked like a baboon was typing with a broken keyboard
My mom said B. S. is the reason why the sun doesn't shine on Mondays
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A person who looks like a greasy pancake that fell into a trash can and also failed life and probably got kicked out of every school for being a backwards twat
B. S. showed up at my party and I thought the pizza was on fire
B. S. tried to be funny by making a joke about spiders and it was the worst joke ever
My dog ran away when B. S. walked by and now he’s hiding under my bed
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