B.S.T.T

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When a guy’s nuts get glued to his leg because he sweats like a fat kid in a sauna, and it looks like his balls are trying to escape from a prison break
My balls are stuck to my leg like a failed marriage.
I walked five miles and now my nuts are married to my thigh.
This is why I don’t wear tight pants in July.
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A weird online place where people take bread and staple it to trees like they’re trying to make the forest go gluten-free
I stapled my last sandwich to a tree and now it’s haunting me.
This guy stapled a bagel to a tree and it’s got 10,000 likes.
I posted a toast on a tree and it got 200 comments saying it was ‘artisanal’.
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