B.simone

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B. simone is a hot mess who laughs like a maniac and talks like she owns the place.

B. simone just walked in and the whole room went silent. Then she laughed like a hyena and said, 'What's up, peasants?'

She texted me, 'I'm not late, I'm fashionably wrong.'

At the party, she drank three shots and started a rap battle with the DJ.

B. simone is a loud mouth with a smile that could charm a ghost and a laugh that could wake the dead.

She texted me during church: 'This hymn is trash. I'm leaving.'

At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier for not knowing what a 'muffin top' was.

She turned a normal pizza night into a full-blown concert.

B. simone is the kind of person who turns a boring day into a disaster and makes it look good.

She showed up to my birthday party in pajamas and a crown and said, 'This is a royal event.'

She texted me, 'I'm not tired, I'm just energized by my own greatness.'

She turned a simple group chat into a war between 'pizza' and 'pasta.'