B.S. Shitworths

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A smelly, broken-up store in a dead mall that smells like old socks and lies, charges you double for stuff you can get at the gas station, and looks like it was built by a confused kid in the 80s.
I went in there and the guy behind the counter looked like he’d been dead for a week.
They had a ‘50% off’ sign but it was still more than I paid for my dog’s hair cut.
The floor was sticky and I almost slipped and died.
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A store in a dead mall that smells like regret, charges you triple for broken stuff, and has a sign that says ‘Everything is on sale’ but it’s not.
I bought a T-shirt for $20 and it was the same one they sold in 1993.
The guy there said ‘We’re having a sale’ but I paid more than I did at the jail.
The lights flickered like it was trying to decide if it wanted to be alive.
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A store in a dead mall that smells like old pizza, sells stuff that doesn’t work, and makes you question why you’re still alive.
I bought a radio and it just played static like it was mocking me.
The sign said ‘Free stuff’ but it was just broken toys.
The guy there had a mullet and looked like he’d been stuck in the 80s.
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