Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Bitches for days means you’re surrounded by hot women like a buffet of butt plugs and cum shots.

My cousin went to the club and came back with five girls. He said, 'I'm not coming home until I get my B's for D's.'

She texts me at 2 AM saying, 'I need my B's for D's right now.'

He bragged, 'I had my B's for D's in the parking lot.'

2

Bondage and Discipline is for guys who still think wearing pants is a sport.

He said, 'I tried B&D, but it felt like a prison break.'

She laughed, 'You call that B&D? I could tie you up with a sock.'

He told his friend, 'I’m getting into B&D because I’m tired of your dumbass.'

3

Back after dinner is when you’re too full to move and too tired to care.

My mom said, 'You better be back after dinner or I’m not making dessert.'

He came home late and said, 'I was back after dinner, but I had to eat again.'

She texted, 'Don’t be back after dinner again, I’m not cooking.'

4

Bang then dump is when you get laid then you’re thrown out like old trash.

He said, 'I bang then dump, and I never look back.'

She laughed, 'He bangs then dumps, but I’m not done with him.'

He told his friend, 'I bang then dump, and I’m not even mad.'

5

Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads is the man you can’t ignore, even when you’re trying to sleep.

He walked in and said, 'I’m Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads.'

She said, 'He’s Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, and he’s my new crush.'

He told his friend, 'I’m not just Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, I’m the whole package.'

6

Big mixed dick is when you’ve got a whole crew of meat in your pants.

He said, 'I’ve got a Big mixed dick, and I’m not even lying.'

She laughed, 'He’s got a Big mixed dick, and I like it.'

He told his friend, 'I’ve got a Big mixed dick, and I’m not scared of anyone.'

7

Big Fuckin' Deal is when everything is as exciting as your ex's new haircut.

He said, 'This is a Big Fuckin' Deal, but it’s not that big.'

She laughed, 'This is a Big Fuckin' Deal, but I’ve seen bigger.'

He told his friend, 'This is a Big Fuckin' Deal, but I’m not buying it.'