B's and P's

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The board of pomposity is a group of people who think they're way better than everyone else and talk like they're royalty.
My math teacher joined the board of pomposity and now thinks she's a queen.
The board of pomposity wouldn't let me in because I didn't know my multiplication tables.
My uncle is on the board of pomposity and he still thinks he's a rockstar.
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When a girl bends over so you can see her butt and her pussy it's the best view you'll ever get. You're welcome.
She bent over to tie her shoe and I saw everything.
He made her do the B and P position just to prove he was cool.
My brother got caught doing the B and P position in the hallway.
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Binge purge is when you eat like a pig and then throw it all up like a sick animal. It's the life of a bulimic and it's not pretty.
She ate a whole pizza and then puked it all over the couch.
He binged and purged so much he passed out.
My sister binge purged before her date and it was a disaster.
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B&P is sending a blank CD and a stamp. It's what you do when you're trying to trade music with your friend who's too cheap to buy anything.
He sent me a B&P and I had to use it for a mixtape.
My friend sent me a B&P and I still haven't used it.
I sent a B&P to my cousin and he was confused.
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It's a complicated process used by soldiers that involves looking at things with a camera and wearing sweatshirts before a big explosion. No one really understands it.
He spent hours doing B's and P's before the big boom.
The whole team did B's and P's and it was a mess.
I had to do B's and P's and it made no sense.
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B! P is when a boy says he likes a girl's pussy. It's usually in silly stories where people pretend to be in love.
He wrote B! P in his fanfiction and got called out.
She used B! P in her roleplay and it was hilarious.
My friend used B! P in his story and it was the worst.
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B's and P's means bra and panties. It's what you tell a girl when you want to see her naked and you're too shy to say it.
He told her to wear B's and P's and she did it.
My friend asked me to wear B's and P's and I said no.
She wore B's and P's and I was surprised.
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