B.R.G

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B. R. G stands for big rotten gross guy. He smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can. His butt is so stinky, it could make a dog run away.
He walked into the room and I instantly knew why the ceiling fan was spinning so fast.
His lunch break is like a horror movie. The whole office holds their breath.
He sat next to me on the bus, and I had to leave my seat because I was crying from the smell.
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A B. R. G is a man who smells so bad, he could be a new type of weapon. He doesn’t shower. He doesn’t bathe. He just lives in a sock.
He came to my birthday party and made my cake taste like old shoes.
He sat in the back of the bus and I had to change my shirt twice.
He was in the gym, and the air was so thick with stink, you could cut it with a knife.
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B. R. G means big rotten gross guy. He’s so smelly, he could cause a volcano to erupt. He eats cheese and never washes his hands.
He walked into class, and the teacher sent everyone outside for fresh air.
He ate a sandwich and it smelled like a garbage truck hit a skunk.
He tried to high-five me, and I ran away like I was on fire.
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A B. R. G is a big guy who reeks like a wet dog in a sewer. He lives in a sock, eats pizza crusts, and sometimes sleeps in the park.
He sat next to me on the bus, and I had to hold my breath the whole way.
He came to my party and made the whole house smell like a dead mouse.
He was in the library, and the librarian told him to leave because he was making everyone sneeze.
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B. R. G means big rotten gross guy. He smells so bad, it could make a goat cry. He probably eats dirt for breakfast.
He walked into my room and I instantly felt like I was in a garbage can.
He sat in my chair, and I had to throw it away because it was covered in stink.
He tried to hug me, and I ran out of the room like I was being chased by a dragon.
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A B. R. G is a big guy who smells like a dead skunk in a gym sock. He probably hasn’t washed his hair since the last century.
He came to my school and made the principal send him away because he was too smelly.
He sat next to me in class, and I had to leave because I was crying from the stink.
He walked into the cafeteria, and the whole lunchroom ran out because of the smell.
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