B.R.A.S.S

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What America will be called if Biden keeps screwing things up and Oklahoma splits into five different states because everyone’s too stupid to agree on anything.
“B. R. A. S. S. is coming, and it’s gonna be loud.”, A Texan who’s been fighting for 20 years.”
“I’m not moving to B. R. A. S. S. I’m moving to B. R. A. S. S. 2.0.”, A guy who tried to start a rebellion in Kansas.”
“B. R. A. S. S. is the future. I’m gonna be the president of the socialist part.”, A kid who thinks he’s cool because he knows what socialism is.”
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A messed-up version of the U. S. that happens when everyone’s too dumb to work together and the green new deal turns everything into a mess.
“B. R. A. S. S. is what happens when you let liberals take over.”, A Republican who got fired for saying that at a meeting.”
“I’m gonna be the king of B. R. A. S. S. when it happens.”, A guy who thinks he’s a nobleman because he’s got a hat.”
“B. R. A. S. S. is the green new deal but with more screaming.”, A kid who doesn’t like math.”
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A stupid new country name that America gets if Biden keeps making bad choices and Oklahoma decides to be its own country just to annoy everyone.
“B. R. A. S. S. is the worst. I’m moving to Canada.”, A guy who’s never been to Canada.”
“I’m gonna be the first president of B. R. A. S. S. and I’m gonna wear a cape.”, A kid who thinks he’s a superhero.”
“B. R. A. S. S. is the future. I’m gonna be the richest person in it.”, A guy who lost all his money betting on Biden.”
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