B&R Syndrome

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you’re stuck with a guy who’s hot and nice and into you but you’re too dumb to see he’s perfect and you hate him for it
You’re like, 'I don’t get why he’s so cool,' while he’s just staring at you like you’re a lost cause.
He sends you a 300-word message and you reply with 'cool.'
He brings you coffee every day and you pretend you don’t notice.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
2
you’re dating a guy who’s like your dream guy but you’re too stupid to realize you’re the one who’s being ignored
He texts you 10 times a day and you reply with 'hi.'
He’s the one who’s trying to make it work and you’re just being a pain.
He’s like, 'I really like you,' and you’re like, 'Okay.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
3
you’re dating a guy who’s perfect and you’re the one who’s acting like he’s the worst person ever
He’s like, 'I’m here for you,' and you’re like, 'I don’t need you.'
He brings you soup when you’re sick and you ignore him.
He’s trying to be nice and you’re just being a brat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
4
you’re dating a guy who’s amazing and you’re too dumb to realize you’re the one who’s being ignored
He texts you all day and you reply with 'ok.'
He’s like, 'I like you a lot,' and you’re like, 'Whatever.'
He brings you food and you just walk away.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
5
you’re dating a guy who’s like your dream guy but you’re too dumb to realize he’s the only one who’s trying
He’s like, 'I’m here for you,' and you’re like, 'I don’t need you.'
He sends you a long message and you reply with 'cool.'
He’s trying to make it work and you’re just being a pain.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
6
you’re dating a guy who’s hot and kind and into you but you’re too dumb to see he’s perfect and you hate him for it
He brings you coffee every day and you ignore him.
He sends you a 300-word message and you reply with 'hi.'
He’s like, 'I really like you,' and you’re like, 'Okay.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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