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Two smelly turds who make fire music and will rip your girlfriend, mom, and grandma’s pants off. They’re so loud, they could start a war.
I just heard them sing, and my mom started crying. She said she heard her dead ex.
They’re so loud, my grandma’s cat ran away.
They turned my mom into a groupie. Now she follows them everywhere.
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Two stinky losers who make music so good, they’ll make your girlfriend, mom, and grandma leave you for them. They’re like a hurricane, but with more swearing.
They came to my house, and my mom started a fight with my dad. It was awesome.
They made my grandma start singing along. She’s never done that before.
They turned my mom into their groupie. Now she texts them every day.
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Two sweaty fuckers who make fire music and will take your girlfriend, mom, and grandma. They’re so loud, they could wake the dead.
They came to my house, and my grandma started crying. She said she heard her ex.
They made my mom run away with them. I’m stuck with my dad now.
They sang so loud, my dog ran out of the house.
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Two smelly bums who make music so good, they’ll steal your girlfriend, mom, and grandma. They’re like a hurricane, but with more swearing and less mercy.
They came to my house, and my mom got into a fight with my dad. It was amazing.
They made my grandma start singing. She’s never done that before.
They took my mom, and now I have to live with my dad.
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Two stinky pieces of trash who make fire music and will take your girlfriend, mom, and grandma. They’re so loud, they could make the sky fall.
They came to my house, and my grandma cried. She said she heard her ex.
They made my mom run away with them. Now I’m stuck with my dad.
They sang so loud, my dog ran out of the house.
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Two smelly turds who make music so good, they’ll take your girlfriend, mom, and grandma. They’re like a hurricane with more swearing and less mercy.
They came to my house, and my mom started a fight with my dad. It was awesome.
They made my grandma start singing. She’s never done that before.
They took my mom, and now I have to live with my dad.
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