B.O.B.N.

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The person who brings the worst kind of news, like a poop-filled hurricane in a sock.

Your mom just told you she failed your dad's math test.

Your pet goldfish died, and it was wearing your brother's hat.

Your teacher said you have to do extra homework for the rest of the year.

The human version of a broken vending machine, spitting out only bad news and expired snacks.

Your dad just told you your allowance is cut in half.

Your friend said you’re the worst at hide and seek ever.

Your math test was so bad, your calculator cried.

The person who tells you your life is a dumpster fire, and it’s only getting hotter.

Your mom just said you have to clean your room before you can watch TV.

Your teacher said you got a D on your science test.

Your friend told you your dog ate your homework.

A human trash can that only holds bad news and used tissues.

Your dad just said you have to do chores for a month.

Your teacher said you’re the worst at spelling.

Your friend told you your pet turtle is now a vegan.

The person who walks into a room and instantly makes the air smell like regret and burnt toast.

Your mom just told you she’s selling the house.

Your teacher said you have to do a presentation on your worst enemy.

Your friend said your dog’s favorite toy is now your math homework.