B.O.B. garage

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A nightstand where a girl keeps her B. O. B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend or dildo) so it doesn't get kicked out of the house.
My B. O. B. is in the garage because my mom found it in my room again.
The B. O. B. is in the garage because it got caught cheating on my phone.
My B. O. B. was in the garage because it got grounded for talking back.
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A place where a girl hides her B. O. B. when it's being bad and needs a time-out.
The B. O. B. got sent to the garage because it kept making noise at midnight.
My B. O. B. was in the garage because it wouldn't stop flirting with my brother's phone.
I had to take my B. O. B. to the garage because it wouldn't stop bragging.
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The B. O. B.'s jail, where it goes when it breaks rules and needs to be recharged with some shame.
The B. O. B. was in the garage because it wouldn't stop texting my best friend.
My B. O. B. got stuck in the garage for using my phone without asking.
The B. O. B. was in the garage because it got caught eating my chips.
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