B&O Rail Road

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A fancy way to say you got completely wasted and passed out.
I drank 12 beers and B&O’d on the couch like a dying dog.
After the party, I B&O’d on the floor and woke up with a hangover and a mouthful of pizza.
He B&O’d in the middle of the street and got yelled at by a cop.
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When you get so drunk you forget your own name and your pants.
I B&O’d and woke up in my neighbor’s yard wearing just a sock.
She B&O’d and tried to talk to a streetlight like it was her ex.
He B&O’d and tried to dance with a pigeon.
3
The moment you drink so much you become a human trash can.
I B&O’d and threw up on my best friend’s shoes.
She B&O’d and passed out on the bus like a sack of potatoes.
He B&O’d and tried to eat a whole pizza box while drunk.
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When you drink until you can’t see straight and your brain is on fire.
I B&O’d and thought the ceiling was a giant chicken.
She B&O’d and tried to sing opera to a group of confused strangers.
He B&O’d and started crying over a bag of chips.
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The state of being so drunk you can’t tell your feet from your face.
I B&O’d and tried to wear my shoes on my head.
She B&O’d and thought her dog was a spaceship.
He B&O’d and tried to fight a streetlight.
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When you drink until you’re a walking disaster with no idea what’s going on.
I B&O’d and tried to talk to my mom’s cat.
She B&O’d and danced in a grocery store like it was a concert.
He B&O’d and tried to eat a whole pizza box with his hands.
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