Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The worst smell ever. It comes from your pits when you let your sweat sit there too long and it turns into a gross stink like a dead raccoon.

My gym sock smell is nothing compared to my B. O. today.

I walked into class and my teacher asked if I had a dead goat in my armpit.

My dog ran away from me because my B. O. was too strong.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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When you skip deodorant and your armpits turn into a trash can full of old cheese and rotting meat.

My B. O. was so bad my friend started breathing through his mouth.

I sat next to my uncle on the bus and he didn’t say a word for the rest of the trip.

My B. O. scared my cat into hiding in the closet.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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Drinking so much you pass out, then wake up in a ditch with no memory and a hangover so bad it feels like a bear bit your brain.

I had B. O. last night and I don’t remember anything after the pizza.

I woke up in a park with a stranger’s hat on my head and my pants around my ankles.

I drank so much I got B. O. and my dog started barking at me like I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

4

The smell your pits give off when they are tired of being ignored and decide to stink up the whole room.

My B. O. was so bad my teacher moved my desk to the back of the class.

I sat next to my brother on the bus and he started sweating through his shirt.

My B. O. made my dog run away and hide under my bed.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

5

When your weed is so good it starts smelling like a fart in a locker room and your friend is trying to tell you without talking.

My friend was trying to tell me my weed was good, but my B. O. was too strong.

I was in the car with my friend and my B. O. was so strong I could smell it from the backseat.

My B. O. was so strong my friend started breathing through his mouth.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

6

The smell your pits make when they are angry and decide to stink up your whole life.

My B. O. was so bad my dog ran out of the house.

I walked into the kitchen and my mom started screaming at me.

My B. O. was so strong my friend started whispering in my ear like I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

7

The smell your pits make when they think they are the main character and decide to stink up your whole day.

My B. O. was so bad my friend started talking to me like I had a disease.

I walked into school and my teacher asked if I had a dead rat in my armpit.

My B. O. was so strong my dog started barking at me like I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

8

A face so shocked it looks like your sunglasses just got slapped by a confused chicken.

I saw my ex with a new guy and my face was B:O

My dog ran into the road and I did a B:O

My mom told me I got a D and I did a B:O

by Slangipedia 15d ago

9

When your sunglasses go up so fast it looks like they’re trying to escape a jailbreak.

I got a 100 on the test and my face was B:O

My friend told me he quit his job and I did a B:O

I saw my crush and my sunglasses went B:O

by Slangipedia 15d ago

10

Your face when your sunglasses go up so hard it feels like your eyes are getting a tattoo.

I saw my crush with a new girlfriend and I did a B:O

My dog ate my homework and I did a B:O

I failed the test and my face was B:O

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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Smelly like a rotten sock in a garbage can. You stink so bad you could scare off a skunk.

My gym sock smell is so bad, the janitor thinks I'm a ghost.

He reeks like he hasn't showered since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

She walked in and made the whole bus smell like a sweaty gym bag.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

12

A deal so good it makes your enemies cry. Like getting a free pizza and a lifetime supply of soda.

That job offer was so good, I turned down my mom’s proposal.

He got a better offer and now my dog thinks he’s the king of the world.

That bargain was so good, I almost threw my old job out the window.

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13

Someone got paid to shut up. Like they got money to stop talking or else they’d be in trouble.

My boss bought me off with a free coffee and a raise.

He got bought off by a pizza coupon and now he’s my best friend.

She was bought off with a lifetime supply of candy and now she’s my personal cheerleader.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

14

Mind your own business or else you’ll get yelled at. Like your mom is watching you.

He told me to butt out or else I’d be grounded for life.

She said butt out and then I got sent to time-out.

He told me to butt out and now I’m on the naughty list.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

15

A hierarchy so strict it’s like a school lunch line. Alpha is top dog. Omega is the last to get the chicken nuggets.

In my group, I’m the Alpha, and my little brother is the Omega.

At the furry convention, I was the Beta and got stuck between two Alphas.

My friend is the Omega and gets the last piece of pizza every time.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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A ranking system where people get letters for their position. Alpha is king. Omega is the person who got stuck with the least amount of pizza.

I’m a Beta and I got a second slice of pizza.

My friend is the Omega and he got the crust.

At the furry club, I’m the Alpha and I got the biggest drink.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

17

A broken thing that doesn’t work and no one wants to fix it. Like your old phone that only works when you hit it.

My phone is a bad order. It only works if I hit it like a drum.

That toaster is a bad order and it only burns my toast on purpose.

My old bike is a bad order and it only works when I yell at it.

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18

A magical transformation where a person becomes a god-like being who knows everything. Like a superhero who can read your mind.

Barack Obama turned into a god who knows everything I did in school.

He became so powerful he can read my mind and my mom’s texts.

He’s now a god who knows my secrets and my dog’s favorite toy.

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19

Making something smell like a smelly sock in a trash can. Like you wore your gym socks to bed.

I put my gym sock on my shirt and now my shirt smells like a dead sock.

He wore his gym socks to bed and now his pajamas reek.

She put her sock in the shirt and now her shirt smells like a trash can.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

20

A bunch of lies that make you look like a fool. Like telling your mom you passed the test when you failed.

He told me he got an A and now I know he’s lying.

She said she got a perfect score and now I know she cheated.

He said he passed the test and now I know he got a D.

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