B'naggert

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A super rude name for people who get sick from gluten or wheat, like they're being punished by God for eating bad food.

'I'm not eating that crumbly thing you brought. I'm a B'naggert, not a fool.'

He threw up in the subway after eating a bagel. Classic B'naggert behavior.

She called the pizza delivery guy a B'naggert for putting garlic on her gluten-free crust.

A dirty word for people who can't eat bread without crying, probably because their insides are on fire.

'You think you're the only one who can't eat a sandwich? I'm a B'naggert and I'm not even sorry.'

He got mad at the donut shop and yelled, 'I'm a B'naggert and I'll have none of this sugar nonsense!'

She sent a DM: 'You gave me a muffin. I'm now a B'naggert for life.'

A bad name for people who get the shits from wheat, like it's their personal enemy.

'You think you're the first person to hate gluten? I'm a B'naggert and I've been fighting this war for years.'

He yelled at the bagel guy, 'I'm a B'naggert and I'm not eating your crumbly betrayal.'

She posted online: 'I'm a B'naggert and I'm going to take over the world one gluten-free crumpet at a time.'